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Happiness
Have you ever heard of Na h-Eileanan Siar? No it’s not that place in The Lord of the Rings where Aragorn does that thing with his sword and every woman in the cinema swoons. What’s that? Yes I suppose...
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Dear Diary
I’ve done something morally dubious. I know, that’s not like me at all. Last week George and I were playing desk basketball in his office and he popped out quickly to tell someone to make another £10m...
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Swivel On It
Another day, another clash between me and, well, everyone else. This time the ‘everyone else’ are the grassroots campaigners of the Conservative Party. They’ve been getting restless lately, like some...
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Sun, Sex and Suspicious Citizens
Anyone who has heard the hit single by the Vengaboys (so everyone then) will be aware that Ibiza is the place to be. Despite the fact that the plane I flew out on wasn’t run by Venga Airways, the...
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We’re All History (or Fantasy)
Spending reviews are a bit like historical dramas, not because they make up for their terrible inaccuracy with unnecessary sex (though wouldn’t that be interesting), but because they have recently...
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From Russia with…Something
I’m pretty jealous of Edward Snowden. What a jetsetter! In the last month he’s covered America, Hong Kong , China and Russia and had his sights set on Ecuador and Iceland as well. I thought I did ok...
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A Man With A Van
Reading this blog illegally? Stop it or face arrest. Text BLOG to 78070. We can tell you know. All I need is your email address, and someone at the NSA who has a bit of a thing for me, and I can find...
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Food For Thought
My time as PM has, some might be surprised to learn, taught me a great deal. It has taught me that America does what the fuck it likes 99.9% of the time, that the general public does not react well to...
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Two Months Later…
Look I’m sorry, alright? I’m sorry I haven’t written a new diary entry in almost two months. The truth is, I was starting to get too emotionally invested. It was seriously taking over the day job – I...
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BFFs
So the White House announced that my phone has never and will never be hacked. Cheers guys. I’d say it’s the mark of a real friend to know that they absolutely won’t hack your phone. Rebecca Brookes...
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